Incredibly Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh Out Loud


When it comes to new relationships and communicating with other people, humor and laughing are always a good starting point. Having a common sense of humor is much more than just sharing a joke with someone, but it enables us to place the grounds for a true friendship. The power of laughter strengthens our relations with friends and family, improving not only our emotional health that way but also helping the development of our social life. That’s why we should always strive towards being surrounded by more playful people who will make our days more fun and happier.

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It’s all about sharing positive energy and smiles. Lots of smiles! Sometimes it only takes one look at the happy face of someone we know to make us feel cheerful again. And while some of us are born entertainers, stealing the spotlight anywhere they go, others have a more difficult time blending in and letting their true colors come to light. If you find yourself in the second pile, then our list of incredibly funny jokes is sure to make you the star of the show and everyone laughing out loud with tears!

1.

Why is women’s soccer so rare?

It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

2.

If I ever go missing, you should put my picture on beer rather than milk bottles. This way, my friends will find me faster.

3.

I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

4.

What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?

Winnie the Pooh.

5.

Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.

At least that explains the footprints I found in the morning in the cat litter box.

6.

A guy helps an old nun across the street.

She: Thank you very much, young man!

He: No problem. Batman’s friends are my friends!

7.

I forgot my cell phone when I went to the toilet yesterday. We have 245 tiles.

8.

Son: Mom when I was on the bus with dad this morning he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

9.

I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.

10.

A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.” The mom texts him, “It’s ok, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.”

11.

What do clouds do when they become rich?

They make it rain!

12.

Waiter, I am outraged! There is a hair in my soup!

And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!

13.

Fantastic exercise that really helps you to lose weight: Turn your head to the left. Good. Turn your head to the right. Very good. Repeat this exercise whenever you are offered any food.

14.

My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary.

15.

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

16.

I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she’s been googling my name last night on her computer. I saw it clearly through my binoculars.

17.

What can I eat in the evening in front of the TV that wouldn’t make me fat?
Your fingernails.

18.

What’s the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?
A jeweller sells watches and a jailer watches cells.

19.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get a new truck, a new wife, and a new dog.

20.

Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”

Goran Nikolov is a content writer of Protista, a website where you can find a lot of interesting lists. He is from Macedonia and has a passion to write lists about everything that surrounds him, especially about sports, health, music, technology and history. Goran loves to play basketball in his free time, enjoys playing on his guitar and sharing his thoughts with others.